Glue-Away

Boy, age 9: “Do we have any Glue-Away?”

Me: “What is Glue-Away?”

Boy: “It’s a substance that you rub all over your hands that gets the glue off.”

Wife: “Yes, it’s called soap. Try it with warm water.”

You Can’t Be Siri-ous

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “I’m trying to play my game and the phone keeps asking me questions.”

Me: “Thats Siri. It’s a thing called an on-board AI program, which means that…”

LMT: “Siri, play Disney movies.”

Siri: “I have many options that fit that request.”

LMT: “Play Frozen.” (phone starts a Frozen short)

Me: “I guess you’re good.”

“I’ll grab a little Taco Bell for the drive home.”

TRANSLATION: “I enjoy spraying cheap taco fillings around the interior of my car.”