Wedding reception. I ask for a Jack and Coke.
Bartender says, “Oops, there’s no room left for Coke. Is that OK?”
Yes ma’am, that is OK. Very Ok.
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Love and Marriage
Love is turning the water temperature way down in your shower because you know your wife is going to take a shower right after you.
Marriage is your wife announcing, after your cold shower, that she’ll just take a shower later when there is more hot water.
Love is not getting mad about it.
Marriage is posting it all online anyway.
Don’t. Stop.
Me: “That bumper sticker just says BELIEVE. How are we supposed to know what to believe?”
Wonderful Wife: “Journey really should have been more specific.”
Me: (slow blink) “Was that a pop music reference?”
WW: “Yes. Was it right?”
Me: “I love you so much.”
WW: “I know.”
Very Vocal Viking 