(at Indy Pop Con)
Young Woman: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes?”
YW: “You’re a volunteer, right? Do you know where (some celebrity I’ve never heard of) is signing autographs?”
Me: “Uhhh… no, actually, sorry. Most celebrity booths are over in that area, though. You might try over there.”
YW: “OK, thanks.”
Me: “Is there anything else?”
YW: “I like your beard.”
Me: “Thank you. I like it, too.”
YW: “Cool.”
Me: “Cool.”
Me: “How do you like your new glasses?”
Danger Monkey, age 9: “I can see the leaves on trees now, and all the little stuff on the TV screen.”
Me: “That’s cool. I think they look really good on you.”
DM: “And now I can read Mom’s copy of the Hobbit cause the letters are so small.”
Me: (tears welling up)
DM: “Isn’t that good?”
Me: “Yeah, that’s good.”
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