Happy Little Zzz-s

My Wonderful Wife: “Why are doctors not prescribing Bob Ross? Are you stressed? Watch two episodes and call me in the morning.”

B-W-Please

Me: “It’s just you and me for dinner. Let’s go to BW3s.”

LMT: “No way. I hate BW3s. No way. No way. I hate bw3s. What is BW3s?”

Me: “They have chicken fingers and cheese fries and corn dogs. You’ll love it.”

LMT: “No way. I hate BW3s.”

Me: “They give you little tablets and you can play games the whole time.”

LMT: “I love BW3s!”

“Dad, what is Campus Torturing Center?”

“No, honey, not TORTURING. That’s the Campus TUTORING Center.”

“What’s the difference?”

(pause)

“You know… I can’t think of any.”