Things I get to say:
“Kids, I respect your freedom to do as you please in the bathroom. But your use of TP should not be measured in kilometers.”
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My Hair Hurts
Admittedly, a long day of hard physical labor is probably exactly what I needed.
As an addendum: OW OW OW IT ALL HURTS OW OW PAIN OW OW KILL ME
Keep it Coming
My Friend Ashley: “What do you want in your omelet?”
Me: “Yes.”
MFA: “Do you want…”
Me: “Yes.”
MFA: “Challenge accepted.”
Very Vocal Viking 