Danger Monkey, age 7, tumbles past me, flopping on the floor, repeatedly, across the room.
Me: “What are you doing?”
DM: “Rolling.”
(Slow blink)
Me: “Carry on.”
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I’ll marry you
And, just like that, I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church and will be officiating at my friends wedding in a couple of weeks. How’s that for a plot twist for your Saturday?
No biggie
My Oldest, age 13, announces she has a boyfriend. He’s nice and funny and they talk every day after school. He asked her on a movie double date this weekend.
She says it like it’s no big deal.
First boyfriend.
Suddenly don’t feel like the most important man in her life.
No biggie.
#DustyInHere #DramaLlama #MostlyKidding
Very Vocal Viking 