FACT:
If you’re running late, and Sammy Hagar’s “I Can’t Drive 55” comes on the radio, it us a clear sign that god is giving you permission to go over the speed limit.
TRUE STORY
FACT:
If you’re running late, and Sammy Hagar’s “I Can’t Drive 55” comes on the radio, it us a clear sign that god is giving you permission to go over the speed limit.
TRUE STORY
Bucket List: Officiate at a wedding… CHECK
Today the two younger kids cut construction paper into strips and taped them end-to-end, to form a “tripwire.” Then they hid and held their “tripwire” knee high across the hallway, stifling giggles as they called me out to the living room.
So of course I pretended to not see it and “trip.” They were incapacitated with their hilarity and cleverness.
My only concern is… I’m pretty sure this is how Wile E. Coyote got his start.