Me: “Hey daughter, go outside and make sure the campfire is out before we go to bed.”
My Oldest, age 13, not getting up from the couch: “I don’t hear sirens. It’s fine.”
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Siri-ously
My Oldest, age 13: “For Halloween this year, I’m going to be Siri. I’ll dress as an iPhone, and if anyone says anything I don’t like, I’ll just say, ‘Sorry, there are no movies with that title in your area.'”
Synthesized
Me: “This is Van Halen’s song, ‘1984’. But I’ll warn you, this song is from their crazy synthesizer phase.”
My Oldest, age 13: “You mean the eighties?”
Very Vocal Viking 