I’m a simple man. All I need are my friends and family and a warm roof over my head. And time travel. And the ability to fly.
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Love is…
Love is… when you stream a Marvel movie at home for date night, then you jump up as soon as the credits roll to go pick up the kids, and you get home 45 minutes later and the wife has paused the credits so you can watch the end scene.
I love you, Wonderful Wife.
Watery
I will have you all know that I drank slightly more than 3.5 liters of water today.
I want a parade, a shiny medal, and a goddamn pony.