Gen Con Weddings!

June 30, 2017June 30, 2017 VeryVocalVikingLeave a comment

Hey folks! I’m doing a thing!

To help celebrate the 50th year of everyone’s favorite giant gaming convention, the Very Vocal Viking will be performing Weddings and Vow Renewals at Gen Con this year! There are individual ceremonies offers and I’ll be doing a very big and very fun mass wedding/vow renewal in the Union Station Grand Hall right before the Saturday night dance. Check out the link to read more about all the fun.

Very Vocal Viking presents: Gen Con 50 Weddings and Vow Renewals

Most of it will just be for fun, and I may possibly be dressed as a Viking, maybe even Hagrid. But, since I’m a licensed officiant in Indiana, I could possibly even have an actual wedding or two! You never know. Gen Con is a magical place.

Comfortably Numb

June 22, 2017June 21, 2017 VeryVocalViking2 Comments

My Cool Dentist: “It’s been about 15 minutes. That shot should have you all numb by now.” (starts drilling)

Me: “Uh… I can feel that.”

MCD: “You said you were a little hard to numb. I already used half a cylinder of Novocain. I guess I’ll use the other half.” (poke poke stab)

(10 minutes later)

MCD: “That 2nd shot has had plenty of time to take effect, so we’re ready to drill.” (starts drilling)

Me: “Uh… I can feel that.”

MCD: “Really? Wow. OK. Nancy, get me another tube. This might numb your whole mouth, so just don’t bite your tongue.” (shoots entire 2nd tube into my jaw)

(5 minutes later)

MCD: “OK, can you feel anything now?”

Me: “Aaag cabber ffulizzz aggerrrzheeen.”

MCD: “That’s what I like to hear.” (starts drilling)