Wonderful Wife: “What’s for dinner?”
Me: “I want to eat out, but I’m too tired to go anywhere. Let’s have food delivered.”
WW: “Sure thing. What do you want?”
Me: “I want food delivered.”
WW: “Yeah, but what type of food.”
Me: “I want the type of food that shows up in front of me.”
WW: “Anything?”
Me: “I’m too tired to even choose.”
WW: “Wow. Are you up to chewing it yourself?”
Me: “I’ll struggle through it.”
WW: “You’re a real inspiration to us all.”
Me: “You’re welcome.”
Me: “What? Why are you downstairs? I tucked you in 15 minutes ago.”
Little Miss Thing, age 7: “You didn’t do it right.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
LMT: (produces book)
Me: “What’s this? The American Girls Babysitting Guide Book?”
LMT: “Page 61. It says when you tuck in children, you should sit and read to them.”
Me: “Well, that’s more of a suggest…”
LMT: (running up stairs) “I already have a book picked out for you.”
Me: …
Wonderful Wife: “She did provide documentation.”
Me: “I blame you.”
Who doesn’t love wedding food?
#RandyandAlesa2017 — at Heartland Resort, Greenfield, IN
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