OMG!
Two days ahead of schedule, it has happened.
I PUBLISHED MY BOOK
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Category: Married Life
Sounds Like Marriage
(I drop the salt)
Wonderful Wife: “That was sorta clumsy of you.”
Me: “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
WW: “You can’t just decide to not hear something.”
Me: “It is the sovereign right of all husbands to not hear anything we don’t want to hear.
It’s been that way since marriage was invented.”
WW: “That’s not how that works. That’s not how any of this works.”
(long pause)
Me: “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
Mother Superior
Little Miss Thing, age 8: “Who’s doing our tuck-ins tonight?”
Me: “Well, I’m the only one here.”
LMT: “OK. I was just hoping Mom could do the tuck-ins. She does them a lot better than you do.”
Me: ”She really does.”
I ain’t even mad.
Very Vocal Viking 