My Oldest, age 13: “The world makes more sense when you realize Miley Cyrus is just Hannah Montana’s crack smoking, evil twin.”
Author: VeryVocalViking
Just your friendly neighborhood giant viking, with a lot to say about food, family life, geek culture, and the world at large.
Who ya gonna call?
Little Miss Thing, age 4, pulls ancient flip phone from her pocket.”I have a phone now.”
Me: “It’s a nice phone.”
LMT: “It’s not real. I still call people, but they don’t talk back.”
‘Murica!
My Oldest, age 13: “I have a theory that our family are just naturally difficult people. Like all good Americans. ‘No! We will not adopt the perfectly simple and easy-to-use Metric system! Because… ‘MURICA!'”
Very Vocal Viking 