Danger Monkey, age 7, jumps from his bed, squawking and flailing his arms. He crumples into a snickering pile on the floor.
Me: “Are you OK?”
DM: “I’m a baby bird, just learning to fly.”
Little does he know… He really is. (Sniff)
Danger Monkey, age 7, jumps from his bed, squawking and flailing his arms. He crumples into a snickering pile on the floor.
Me: “Are you OK?”
DM: “I’m a baby bird, just learning to fly.”
Little does he know… He really is. (Sniff)
Tuck-ins these days mean having Little Miss Thing, age 4, read her favorite books to me. Lately she’s been reading me her “Frog and Toad” books, which are short but it takes forever because she changes the last word of every sentence to “poop” and then has a pretty solid laugh.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
I saw a storm trooper on a bicycle accidentally run into Cat Woman, but Green Lantern and Dr Who helped her back up.
I could barely stop myself from shouting, “Hey! A storm trooper actually hit something!”
For the record, she was fine.
I love Gen Con.