FACT:
If you’re running late, and Sammy Hagar’s “I Can’t Drive 55” comes on the radio, it us a clear sign that god is giving you permission to go over the speed limit.
TRUE STORY
Author: VeryVocalViking
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Fastest washcloth in the World
Danger Monkey, age 7: “I’m going to make each shower a little faster, every day. Pretty soon, I’ll be famous for washing the fastest in the world.”
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