I can think of few pleasures better than good food, good drink, good friends, and a good fire late into the night.

Author: VeryVocalViking
Just your friendly neighborhood giant viking, with a lot to say about food, family life, geek culture, and the world at large.
Sounds fine
Me: “Hey daughter, go outside and make sure the campfire is out before we go to bed.”
My Oldest, age 13, not getting up from the couch: “I don’t hear sirens. It’s fine.”
Siri-ously
My Oldest, age 13: “For Halloween this year, I’m going to be Siri. I’ll dress as an iPhone, and if anyone says anything I don’t like, I’ll just say, ‘Sorry, there are no movies with that title in your area.'”