Just say no

Overheard at 14th birthday party…

“What if the most beautiful person in the world asked you to marry them?”

My Oldest, age 13: “Do I love them?”

Girl: “Doesn’t matter. They are the most person in the world. How would you say no to that?”

Oldest: “You open your mouth and say… No.”

Travel Advisory

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “When I grow up, I’m going to travel the whole world. But I’m going to live in Tennessee so I can see Molly.”

Wonderful Wife: “Good plan.”

LMT: “But I will come visit you sometimes. And I REALLY MEAN IT.”

Me: “Was that a threat?”

WW: “Yeah, I think it was.”