Sitting on couch, kids off in the woods somewhere.
Front door opens and tiny neighbor girl walks by, heading deeper into the house.
Me: “Can I help you?”
Tiny Neighbor Girl: “No. I’m just going to the bathroom.”
Me: “OK.”
My Wonderful Wife: “I have always wanted to be that house in the neighborhood where all the kids just wander in.”
Me: “Me, too!”
#Winning #ThoseParents
Confession 1: I’ve never seen Star Trek The Moton Picture. So I watched it tonight.
Confession 2: It sucked.
Lady, I don’t care how many crosses are hanging from your review or how many fish bumper stickers you have… It’s not Christian to cut me off and then flip me the bird when I honk. And my radio was too loud to hear what you yelled, but I’m guessing you weren’t quoting scripture. But I forgive you. I hope you enjoy bingo or shopping or whatever extremely important event you were late for.
Dear Jesus, please save us from your followers. Amen.
Very Vocal Viking 