If you force me to take a “quiz” on your site before I can view your content, and especially if that quiz is blatantly asking me for my demographics for your crappy marketing, then you are GUARANTEED I am gong to lie in my answers. This morning so far I’m a Latino Millionaire with 2 PhDs and 13+ children.
Author: VeryVocalViking
Just your friendly neighborhood giant viking, with a lot to say about food, family life, geek culture, and the world at large.
Run for it
Danger Monkey, age 9: “I will never do chores again in a million years!” (giggling)
Me: “(laughing) Well, then I guess it’s time for a million spankings.”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Quick, run for your life!” (giggling)
LMT: “No, wait… run for your BUTT!”
Cooking Lessons
Important lessons today:
1) Yes, you can make delicious Kung Pao sauce from scratch at home.
2) Be careful to not put in too many chilis, and definitely crack them open and take the seeds out first.
3) Do not… DO NOT… rub your eyes after cracking open peppers to get the seeds out.
Yum.
Ouch.
Very Vocal Viking 