I knew something was wrong at dinner when the boy only had four bites of General Tso’s chicken instead of four servings.
Sure enough, two hours later… KABARF
Please join me in a moment of silence in memory of Danger Monkey’s dinner.
I knew something was wrong at dinner when the boy only had four bites of General Tso’s chicken instead of four servings.
Sure enough, two hours later… KABARF
Please join me in a moment of silence in memory of Danger Monkey’s dinner.
This morning, our intrepid Danger Monkey (age 9) escorted the steaming platter of pancakes to the breakfast table, loudly humming the Imperial March.
My day has been made.
Wedding reception. I ask for a Jack and Coke.
Bartender says, “Oops, there’s no room left for Coke. Is that OK?”
Yes ma’am, that is OK. Very Ok.