Don’t be jealous, but my son is out in the woods dressed as The Dread Pirate Roberts and fighting legions of invisible bad guys with his foam swords.
Well, OK – you can be jealous.
Don’t be jealous, but my son is out in the woods dressed as The Dread Pirate Roberts and fighting legions of invisible bad guys with his foam swords.
Well, OK – you can be jealous.
Danger Monkey, age 9: “Let’s go to Belize or the Florida Keys to see the Goliath Grouper.”
My Oldest, 15: “I would go to the Keys.”
Wonderful Wife: “I would love to go back to Venezuela and hit Belize, too.”
DM: “I vote for Belize. Where do you want to go, Daddy?”
Me: “Brunch.”
(loud commotion)
Danger Monkey, age 9: “Hey, I didn’t say GO yet!”
My Oldest, age 15: “Life has no start or stop buttons. I’m preparing you for real life. You’re welcome.”
DM: “Well, I don’t like it.”
Oldest: “No one does.”
Me: “You are bitter beyond your years.”
Oldest: “Thank you.”