Wonderful Wife: “Please go do your vacuuming.”
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “OK.”
Me: “She’s getting really good at vacuuming.”
LMT: “How would you know? You never vacuum.”
Me: (jaw drop)
WW: “No comment.”
Author: VeryVocalViking
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Future Trouble
(tiny hand in my pocket)
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Oooh, a wallet.”
(starts walking away with my wallet)
Me: ‘Uh… where are you going with my wallet?”
LMT: “I just need one of your credit cards.”
Me: “For what?”
LMT: (pause)
LMT: “I don’t know yet.”
Millenni-Memes
My Oldest, 15: “There should be memes just for millennials. Like, you have to prove you don’t know all six characters from the TV show Friends. And they’d be like, ‘Um, there was Rachel and some other people.’ And the page would be like, ‘Cool, bro… you’re in.'”
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