Shhhhhh… Don’t tell anyone, but Giant Vikings actually love having babies sleep on them. It balances out the angry.
Month: May 2017
Papered
Me: “Hey… Whats the deal with the writing all down the inside of your leg? That looks like a whole paragraph.”
Danger Monkey, age 10: “It’s the rules for the new role playing game I’m creating.”
Me: “OK, that sounds cool, but why write on your leg?”
DM: “I ran out of room on my arms.” (pulls up sleeves)
Me: “Good god, son. That’s a lot of ink. Why are you writing all over your skin?”
DM: (puzzled look)
DM: “It’s the only paper that’s always with me.”
(long pause)
Me: “Can’t argue with that. Carry on.”
Viking Brunch
I have this thing I’ve been doing lately. The boy and I both love to order bacon pizza. He likes just bacon, I like bacon, sausage, and mushroom. And we always order too much.
If you ever find yourself with leftover bacon pizza, I highly recommend reheating it and then topping with fried eggs, avocado, and hot sauce.
OMG.
So delicious. If you haven’t tried it, please do. I call it “Viking Brunch”, but you can call it whatever you want.
Let me know what you think.
Very Vocal Viking 