Parenthood is driving 12 hours straight south to find out your six year old daughter decided to not pack any shirts. Because Florida is… shirt optional?
Month: November 2015
Top 5
Me: “I love you, kiddo. You’re definitely one of my favorite children.”
My Oldest, age 14: “Well, you’re in my top five favorite parents.”
Me: “Good, I’m glad to… wait, wha…?”
Hey, you
Friends are visiting.
Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Hey, you!”
My Friend Dave: “Me?”
LMT: “Yes. You should help me find the remote to turn up the TV because your baby is being really loud.”
Dave: “OK, that’s fair, actually.”
