I know I’m supposed to be a productive adult, attuned parent, community leader and gracious husband. Turns out, I really just want to play video games in my underwear.
Month: July 2015
Questioning
My Wonderful Wife: “Hold still, child… I want to scrape that little bit of dried blood off your face.”
Little Miss Thing, age 5, recoiling: “Why? Are you going to sell it?’
WW: (slow blink) “Hey, honey, can I get a little help here?”
Me: “Hey… it’s a valid question.”
Salad Barf
The boy created a new “salad” at the salad bar… Shredded cheddar, croutons, sunflower seeds, red onions, and watermelon.
He loves it and is currently scarfing if.
Eight year old boys are WEIRD.
Very Vocal Viking 