Observation #1: It’s not difficult to make homemade hot fudge, but it’s very difficult to get the consistency just right.
Observation #2: No one gives a flip about the consistency of homemade hot fudge.
Observation #1: It’s not difficult to make homemade hot fudge, but it’s very difficult to get the consistency just right.
Observation #2: No one gives a flip about the consistency of homemade hot fudge.
Sitting on couch, kids off in the woods somewhere.
Front door opens and tiny neighbor girl walks by, heading deeper into the house.
Me: “Can I help you?”
Tiny Neighbor Girl: “No. I’m just going to the bathroom.”
Me: “OK.”
My Wonderful Wife: “I have always wanted to be that house in the neighborhood where all the kids just wander in.”
Me: “Me, too!”
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