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Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Play that song again.”

Me: “No, this is the radio. We don’t get to choose which songs come on.”

LMT: “What?!? Then why even listen to it?”

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Little Miss Thing, age 5: “When I grow up, I will go to Disney World every day.”

Me: ” Is that so?”

LMT: “Yes. You’ll say ‘Time for school today’ and I’ll say ‘No, I’m going to Disney World today.’ And then I’ll go.”

Little Miss Thing, age 5: “Daddy, can you get me that towel up high?”

Me, handing her the towel: “Here you go.”

LMT: “Thanks. Now you can go do whatever you want.”

Me: “Thank you…?”