IRONY:
Leaving angry voicemail for daughter for not calling me back, and immediately finding a three day old VM from my mom complaining that I haven’t called her back.
Harry Chapin can shove it.
#CatsInTheCradle
Month: January 2015
Cast Away
Some mornings, I just want to run off to Hollywood and spend my days auditioning for all the casting calls that say “Hulking Thug” or “Giant Redneck” or “Very Large Viking”. There’s got to be a lot of those, right?
Nevermind
My Oldest, age 13: “You know, Avi Kaplin of Pentatonix looks a lot like you, Dad. Except young. And really hot. And… no, not like you at all, actually.”
Very Vocal Viking 