[WARNING: Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets spoiler]
Me: “How was your day, son?”
Danger Monkey, age 8: “Fine.”
Me: “How was school?”
DM: “Fine.”
Me: “Anything exciting happen today?”
DM: “TOM RIDDLE IS VOLDEMORT!!!”
[WARNING: Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets spoiler]
Me: “How was your day, son?”
Danger Monkey, age 8: “Fine.”
Me: “How was school?”
DM: “Fine.”
Me: “Anything exciting happen today?”
DM: “TOM RIDDLE IS VOLDEMORT!!!”
I would like to have Wil Wheaton’s life… Minus all the Wesley Crusher memes.
I’ve been up most of the night with customer issues for work. In the 2 hours I got to sleep, I dreamed I was a Scientist who was studying my own superhuman healing powers, before I was shot five times by a street thug during a robbery of my lab. My healing powers struggled to overcome the injuries and I eventually passed out at the opening of an alley, just as Tony Stark and Bruce Banner stumbled by after a long night of drinking. I was whisked away and drifted in and out of a montage of hospital scenes. Apparently now I’m an Avenger. In my dreams. Literally.