Watery

I will have you all know that I drank slightly more than 3.5 liters of water today.

I want a parade, a shiny medal, and a goddamn pony.

Damn you, Rat King

I haven’t been this sick in a while.

I guess the rat king got revenge after all.

TRAVEL ADVISORY:

When stopping at a McDonalds in Chattanooga, TN, you should avoid referring to the locals as ‘Chatta-nougats.’

It upsets them.