Little Miss Thing, age 4, walks into the room: “Hello, fellas. How was your day? Did you punch anybody or poop on their heads?”

Danger Monkey, age 7, in British accent: “Certainly not. Why would you ask such a thing?”

Seriously people. This is word for word. I couldn’t make this up.

Also, no idea he did such a good British accent. A father needs to know these things.