Me: (whispering) “Hey, kids… I have a secret. We’re going to watch a movie while Mom goes out tonight with her friends. Don’t tell Mom!”
My Wonderful Wife (from other room): “What did you say?”
Danger Monkey, age 7: “He didn’t say anything and it had nothing to do with movies!”
NOTE: Not the best liar. And I’m OK with that.
My Oldest, age 13, announces she has a boyfriend. He’s nice and funny and they talk every day after school. He asked her on a movie double date this weekend.
She says it like it’s no big deal.
First boyfriend.
Suddenly don’t feel like the most important man in her life.
No biggie.
#DustyInHere #DramaLlama #MostlyKidding
My Oldest, age 13: “The world makes more sense when you realize Miley Cyrus is just Hannah Montana’s crack smoking, evil twin.”
Very Vocal Viking 