Did you know room service will deliver pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea for $32 plus taxes, fees and tips?
I need to make more money.
Or better decisions.
Probably both.
Month: August 2014
That really flopped
Danger Monkey, age 7, tumbles past me, flopping on the floor, repeatedly, across the room.
Me: “What are you doing?”
DM: “Rolling.”
(Slow blink)
Me: “Carry on.”
I’ll marry you
And, just like that, I am an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church and will be officiating at my friends wedding in a couple of weeks. How’s that for a plot twist for your Saturday?
Very Vocal Viking 