Little Miss Thing, age 4: “I’m taking a purse to school today. See… I have a purple wallet, too.”
Me: “You look very mature.”
LMT: “I grew up last night.”
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “I’m taking a purse to school today. See… I have a purple wallet, too.”
Me: “You look very mature.”
LMT: “I grew up last night.”
Little Miss Thing, age 4, pulls ancient flip phone from her pocket.”I have a phone now.”
Me: “It’s a nice phone.”
LMT: “It’s not real. I still call people, but they don’t talk back.”
My Oldest, age 13: “I have a theory that our family are just naturally difficult people. Like all good Americans. ‘No! We will not adopt the perfectly simple and easy-to-use Metric system! Because… ‘MURICA!'”