*** Public Service Announcement ***
We’re all crazy.
Yes, everyone over the age of 25 are all just faking this whole “being an adult” thing.
We’re all making it up as we go along.
Don’t sweat it.
Just play along, keep your nose clean and stay true to yourself.
You’ll be fine.
Yelling up the stairs…
Me: “There’s entirely too much ruckus up there! You were tucked in over 20 minutes ago! Not another peep!”
(long pause)
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “Daddy?”
Me: “What?”
LMT: “I think a fart just came out of my mouth.” (so much giggling)
(long pause)
Me: “Go. To. Sleep. NOW.”
(Fake snoring noises)
Me: “I give up.”
Reheating some black bean soup.The youngest walks in.
Little Miss Thing, age 4: “Is that Bat’s Blood soup?”
(no clue where this came from)
Me: “No. Why? Do you want me to make Bat’s Blood soup?”
Girl: “No! Gross! But if you make some, I need to know.”
Me: “I understand.”
Very Vocal Viking 