When holding a small child, it’s often hard to tell if you’re being snuggled or being used as a snot rag.
And, frankly, it’s usually both.
Month: April 2014
Paying the Price
Attention! 13th birthday sleepover commencing with road trip to Dr Who warehouse. But first, lunch at Qdoba with four sugar-hyped 13 year old girls.
NOTE: When chaperoning 13 year old girls, do not ever… EVER… say the phrase “Let it go” unless you want 20 minutes of loud, high pitched singing of Frozen tunes.
Please send whiskey.
#GeekDadsPayThePrice
Physics Tonight
Little Miss Thing, age 4, stepping out of tub: “Done with my bath.”
Me: “No, you didn’t wash your hair.
LMT: “Yes I did! I washed my hair!”
Me: “Then why is it dry?”
LMT: (pause) “It dried very quickly tonight.”
Very Vocal Viking 