Look Who’s Back

(We see girls wearing ripped jeans)

Me: “Ooh, are ripped jeans in again?”

My Oldest Girl, age 12: “Yes, they’re very popular.”

Me: “Cool! I’d love to start wearing all my old ripped jeans again.”

MOG: (pause)

MOG: “No, I was wrong… Ripped jeans are NOT in. Let’s pretend I never said that.”

Street Cred

Last night my family and I all tried several hours of a homeopathic restorative technique and I think I’m hooked! It really made a difference in my energy level and my ability to focus today. Even my mood is better. I recommend everyone give it a try. I’m still looking up the official name of the technique but it’s commonly known on the street as “sleep.”