Dozens

Hey, cool! I just noticed my 401(k) portfolio earned a whopping 1% interest YTD!

Sweet!

I can now sleep soundly knowing my golden years will be flush with dozens of dollars.

High Compliment

Getting LASIK surgery today. I mentioned it to the kids this morning to make sure they weren’t too shocked that I wouldn’t be wearing glasses any longer.

My Oldest Girl, age 11: “Daddy, I like you without glasses. You look more like Hagrid.”

That’s a high compliment coming from that one.