I love Dong’s Chinese buffet in Mooresville. I almost always encounter colorful folk.
Today, a tiny little old lady stopped at my table and leaned down into my face. She said, “You are a REALLY big guy.”
All I could say was, “Yes, ma’am. I am.”
She laughed, “I bet it’s great looking down at everybody.”
I replied, “Well, no one messes with me, which is nice.”
She started pantomiming punching people and making “Pow pow” noises. She was awesome.