Vendor Guy: “Everybody’s a winner! Spin the wheel, get a prize! Congratulations little lady… your spin landed on red. You can choose any item from that table.”

Little Miss Thing, age 6: “Anything? Really?”

Guy: “You bet, sweetie! Anything on the table.”

LMT: “I want that.” (points)

Guy: “No, not my iPad.”

LMT: “You said anything on the table.”

Guy: “Well, yeah… but… I meant… anything except the iPad.”

LMT: (long stare) “Then nevermind.” (walks away empty handed)